Don Jon

He cares about a few things: his bwody, his pyad, his riiide, his fyamily, his choich, his boyees, his goiyuls, and his pwohn. This movie had a surprising amount of substance considering the way it was advertised.

I ended up seeing this movie in my human sexuality class, which has nothing to do with my review. I just wanted you to know where your community college funds are going.

It starts off with Joseph Gordon also Levitt as the Incredible Hulk. Seriously. He looks like an adult this time.

See? Look at that shit.

It doesn't take long for the movie to get to the point-- he has a porn addiction and he always goes out with his friends to have as much sex as possible. Then he meets Scarlett Jo and Hansson. He falls for her and the rest is a development of their relationship and his struggles as he accepts this girl as his one and only. I won't spoil the ending, but it's not your average chick flick.

What makes this movie stand out from a lot of others from 2013 is the boss, Tony Danza.

He's the boss.

Everything Tony Danza ever says is hilarious. Seriously, I couldn't watch his reality show "Teach" without laughing. He's just got a positive vibe.

I recommend this movie to anyone with an open mind. It's funny, fast-paced, and the characters each have a good reason to be on screen.

Never Forget.